Fat is thick

French scientists are claiming that fat people are less intelligent than thin people, reports the Sunday Telegraph.

Dr Maxime Cournot, who headed the study, suggested that hormones secreted from fats could have a damaging effect on cerebral cells, resulting in decreased brain function.

Ann Widdicombe, an incredibly intelligent British politician and popular television entertainer, herself of no small girth, responded,

When I lost weight it was my waistline that improved, not my cerebellum.

I think the study must have copied the latest research methods for investigating global warming.

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