Viva la difference

According to a recent survey, for the wine industry in France, one in five people in the UK would rather be a French wine-slurping, cheese-eating surrender monkey smelling of garlic and onions than an ale-swigging, fish and chips- eating, ros boeuf-stuffing Brit. As one of the latter, I say, F the French.

All good harmless fun, but the press really should not be taking such methodologically disreputable studies seriously.

I notice no one was asked which country he would prefer as a military ally.

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