Snout in the shower trough

In North Yorkshire, a foreigner is somebody from the next valley and victims of sex crimes are treated by a vet. Where better to meet Home Office quota targets by appointing a female Chief Constable. What can possibly go wrong? Quite a lot, as the Yorkshire Post reveals.

The latest nonsense from Della Canning, the current Chief Constable, is that she has spent over £28,000 of taxpayers' money on an en suite shower for her office. In the interests of taste Crumbling Spires will refrain from references to the filth and greedy pigs.

Tags: Police