31 October, 2006

Winnie the Terrorist

No, not her. This story refers to vigilant action by employees of easyJet and the British Airports Authority in foiling a possible terrorist threat from an eight year old boy and his Winnie the Pooh teddy bear. Having taken the bear into custody, easyJet and BAA have, despite promises of safekeeping, between them managed to lose the bear and are arguing over whose fault it is.

However, Crumbling spires can reveal that the bear has been shipped out to Guantanamo where he is being subjected to honey deprivation and being force fed a diet of pig and rabbit. The next plane out there should contain the half-wit employees who lost him. Would you trust these people to operate an airline?

Seriously though, given BAA's endemic theft problem, I think we know what has happened.

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